Tim Gunn is my God
You know what's coming.
First of all. What the fuck is up with the rappers winning best song?! Dolly Parton and Bird York should stage a riot. I love Dolly, but I wanted Bird to win. I mean, she's Andy Wyatt! And she's on my myspace, which makes her even cooler.
One of the funniest parts, Lily Tomlin and Meryl Streep together. Hilarity!
Worst dressed--it's a tie. Michelle Williams. Seriously. You were married to a gay man and you didn't pick up any fashion tips?
--AND--
Charlize Theron
"What the..? Oh, it's just my dress."
Most Likely to Die During the Ceremony--Larry McMurty. He also wins for most likely to see me chasing him with some tweezers.
Most Likely to Kill Herself During the Ceremony--Teri Hatcher. What's wrong, Ter? Can't handle Flicka getting attention?
She looks naked
Hot man alert!
Aww. They're so cute.
JAKE GYLLENHAAAAAL!
She took my advice from my last fashion wrap-up. No more "just got fucked hair"
She looks horribly distorted.
Love the necklace, not with this dress.
Another Brangelina joke? Haha.
You can take the girl outta Hicksville...
She has to have someone hold her up. She's very top heavy.
Good lord. If your hair is going to be THAT blonde, get a mystic tan or something!
Another celeb heading my advice. No backless dress! You go, Hilary Swank
Attack of the spider lashes.
I love California Raisins!
All around cutest person ever. FLICKA!
Fabulous!
I'd really like to hate her...but I can't.
"Meh. I'm an angry British woman."
Oh dear God.
Hide your booze. Notice that his date has a chipped tooth. Guess she got lippy.
Lost your wife, Bill?
You still don't belong.
Oddest couple...EVER
Best Southern Smile!
Best Hair--Samantha Harris.
Cutest couple ever!
Odd date choice...
Oh crap, it's a whole penguin lovin' movement.
BEST DRESSED--BIRD YORK!
Was anyone else concerned with the burning car behind Bird when she was singing? And how cute was Felicity when Dolly was singing?!
First of all. What the fuck is up with the rappers winning best song?! Dolly Parton and Bird York should stage a riot. I love Dolly, but I wanted Bird to win. I mean, she's Andy Wyatt! And she's on my myspace, which makes her even cooler.
One of the funniest parts, Lily Tomlin and Meryl Streep together. Hilarity!
Worst dressed--it's a tie. Michelle Williams. Seriously. You were married to a gay man and you didn't pick up any fashion tips?
--AND--
Charlize Theron
"What the..? Oh, it's just my dress."
Most Likely to Die During the Ceremony--Larry McMurty. He also wins for most likely to see me chasing him with some tweezers.
Most Likely to Kill Herself During the Ceremony--Teri Hatcher. What's wrong, Ter? Can't handle Flicka getting attention?
She looks naked
Hot man alert!
Aww. They're so cute.
JAKE GYLLENHAAAAAL!
She took my advice from my last fashion wrap-up. No more "just got fucked hair"
She looks horribly distorted.
Love the necklace, not with this dress.
Another Brangelina joke? Haha.
You can take the girl outta Hicksville...
She has to have someone hold her up. She's very top heavy.
Good lord. If your hair is going to be THAT blonde, get a mystic tan or something!
Another celeb heading my advice. No backless dress! You go, Hilary Swank
Attack of the spider lashes.
I love California Raisins!
All around cutest person ever. FLICKA!
Fabulous!
I'd really like to hate her...but I can't.
"Meh. I'm an angry British woman."
Oh dear God.
Hide your booze. Notice that his date has a chipped tooth. Guess she got lippy.
Lost your wife, Bill?
You still don't belong.
Oddest couple...EVER
Best Southern Smile!
Best Hair--Samantha Harris.
Cutest couple ever!
Odd date choice...
Oh crap, it's a whole penguin lovin' movement.
BEST DRESSED--BIRD YORK!
Was anyone else concerned with the burning car behind Bird when she was singing? And how cute was Felicity when Dolly was singing?!